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COLIN is an American. A Hoosier. A photographer. A parody rapper. He has seen Zoolander at least 57 times and is convinced Rocky IV ended the Cold War. He has had whole conversations in Supertrooper quotes and one day plans to write an entire screenplay of classic lines recycled from his favorite movies. There is at least an 80% chance he is wearing his orange LeBron James jersey right now.

ALEX can be seen mackin' hoes and smackin' foes on a regular basis. The phrase pimpin' ain't easy does not apply to him. When he's not pimpin' it, he can be seen in your neighborhood multiplex. Don't invite him to watch your favorite sports movie, feel-good movie, or anything associated with Michael Bay because he will not participate. A Penn State grad, but a bigger Hoosier fan than you. There's at least a 59% chance he once sported a pony tail.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The H.M.S. ABC Project: X

There are no good movies that start with the letter X. At least, until the Coen brothers' Xylophone comes out in 2013. But until then, let's just say I'm not happy about today's post and move on. Besides, I'm still recovering from this mornings epic soccer match.
I don't like this movie at all, but it's better than its sequels and both XXX movies.

I'm the juggernaut...bitch,

Colin

(Nixy's "X" Pick: X-Men...also begrudgingly)
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