Let's take a step back and look at college sports right now. The NCAA takes a Purdue on USC football and lays down heavy sanctions. Colorado loses scholarships. UConn is being investigated. Eric Bledsoe and Calipari are being investigated for alleged academic fraud and possible money changing hands. Oh, and there's that little Nebraska (and more?) move to the Big Ten. Quite the busy off season indeed, I just thought we'd recognize that here before we get things going.
And how could I forget, Matt Painter was convicted on three counts of child rape and four acts of treason due to his associations with Al-Qaeda [citation needed].
Anyway, onward and upward!
In a Thompson-esque move I'm not going to even consider another "K" movie - and there is really no reason to. Today's choice features a bomb ass soundtrack, absolutely fantastic revenge sequences, and the most incredible display of facial hair in the history of modern civilization.
The only man whose milkshake is safe from Daniel Plainview
That should be a giveaway. Today's selection, obviously, is Kill Bill (both volumes).
Don't #$% with the bride
I know what you're thinking: "Those two Hoosier movie bloggers are awfully sexy. The things I would do to be in the same room as them..." I also know what you might be thinking: "Alex, you are cheating by combining both Volumes into one entry." False.
In truth, it is only one movie. Quentin Tarantino was told by Miramax that he needed to cut down the over 4 hour running time to release the movie. In a decision we are all thankful for, QT decided to release it as two volumes. So, from its initial conception to shortly before it was released, this was one movie. It was divided into two separate volumes to keep the film's integrity intact. It should be noted that this is exactly why the people who talk Purdue about the movie but have only seen one volume should shut their dirty whorish mouths until they finish the revenge epic.
**Colin, I would like to claim epic bonus points for pointing out that Jim Carrey says "Hi Ho Silver, AWAAAAAYYYYYY" in both Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls and Bruce Almighty. I graciously accept the aforementioned epic amount of bonus points.
(Colin's "K" Pick: Kill Bill)
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