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COLIN is an American. A Hoosier. A photographer. A parody rapper. He has seen Zoolander at least 57 times and is convinced Rocky IV ended the Cold War. He has had whole conversations in Supertrooper quotes and one day plans to write an entire screenplay of classic lines recycled from his favorite movies. There is at least an 80% chance he is wearing his orange LeBron James jersey right now.

ALEX can be seen mackin' hoes and smackin' foes on a regular basis. The phrase pimpin' ain't easy does not apply to him. When he's not pimpin' it, he can be seen in your neighborhood multiplex. Don't invite him to watch your favorite sports movie, feel-good movie, or anything associated with Michael Bay because he will not participate. A Penn State grad, but a bigger Hoosier fan than you. There's at least a 59% chance he once sported a pony tail.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

The H.M.S. ABC Project: T

Ok, so the obvious choice here is what I consider to be the best movie I've ever seen. Lemme go ahead and center its title with a larger font and a picture with a clever italicized caption underneath so you know I've officially selected it.

 Clever, italicized caption.

All right, now that all that nonsense is out of the way, here's the movie I really want to talk about.

 Val Kilmer's shirt is that sweaty the entire movie.

It is possible to have an endlessly quotable, hilarious (intentionally AND unintentionally), and absolutely badass WESTERN? Yes! 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday is my favorite movie character ever. And it's not even close. Chock full of one-liners, an amazing poker player, and has the hottest lady in Tombstone. Oh, also he's dying of tuberculosis yet he's still the quickest draw around.

So do yourself a damn favor and see this movie immediately.

I'm your huckleberry,

Colin

(Nix's "T" Pick: There Will Be Blood)
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  1. AnonymousJune 20, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    For the video that "intentionally" links to the tags are "Tombstone, Wyatt Earp, bitch slap."

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