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COLIN is an American. A Hoosier. A photographer. A parody rapper. He has seen Zoolander at least 57 times and is convinced Rocky IV ended the Cold War. He has had whole conversations in Supertrooper quotes and one day plans to write an entire screenplay of classic lines recycled from his favorite movies. There is at least an 80% chance he is wearing his orange LeBron James jersey right now.

ALEX can be seen mackin' hoes and smackin' foes on a regular basis. The phrase pimpin' ain't easy does not apply to him. When he's not pimpin' it, he can be seen in your neighborhood multiplex. Don't invite him to watch your favorite sports movie, feel-good movie, or anything associated with Michael Bay because he will not participate. A Penn State grad, but a bigger Hoosier fan than you. There's at least a 59% chance he once sported a pony tail.

Friday, June 4, 2010

The H.M.S. ABC Project: E

The most common letter in the English language. This should be an entry filled with great candidates, correct? False. "E" is a surprisingly thin letter for movies, yet there are couple of quality flicks to discuss here.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was widely regarded as one of the top films of the past decade, and rightfully so. It's truly unique in such a way that few films are. I admire, respect, and revisit the film often. Eastern Promises is also worth mentioning - though there is a little too much of Viggo's tallywhacker to be selected here.


Trying to sneak attack Viggo dick hangin' in a bath house will not bode well for you.


Naturally, they didn't make the cut. Get over it, hermano (or at least direct your less piercing profanities to the comments below).



I have long been a fan of Tim Burton and his extraordinary imagination. His original Batman was the class of the comic book genre until recent years. Big Fish and Sweeney Todd are also extremely enjoyable. But let's be honest, when you think of Tim Burton you think of Edward Scissorhands. This take on alienation and suburbia is so easy to like how could I not pick it here?


Winona Ryder's career after this movie: 2 Oscar nominations and shoplifting.

Side note: I distinctly remember the first time that I heard a female mention how attractive Johnny Depp was I thought "wait, the pasty ass hedge trimmer? Clearly you must jest, you worthless nincompoop."

Anyway, there you have the "E" pick from the Snobs. Please let me know what I forgot in the comments.

(Colin's "E" pick: The Emperor's New Groove)

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